Quote #34456
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #29712
Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. We make a living by...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #15354
Knowledge is the eye of desire and can become the pilot of the soul.
Quote #12825
He who refuses to obey cannot command.
Quote #34779
No problem is so formidable that you can’t walk away from it.
Quote #25944
It is satisfying for the descendant of a dissident refugee from Elizabeth I to...
Quote #30986
A heart in love with beauty never grows old.
Quote #8025
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.