Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #125
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It...
Quote #26167
Don’t miss out on life just to stay alive.
Quote #9719
(i do not know what it is about you that closes and opens;only something...
Quote #1420
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
Quote #18946
It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
Quote #6669
“The “haves” and “have nots” can be traced back to the “dids” and “did...
Quote #14041
The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
Quote #27223
Conform and be dull.
Quote #2848
The fixity of a habit is generally in direct proportion to its absurdity.