Quote #17658
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Quote #12712
Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
Quote #22656
Advice is least heeded when most needed.
Quote #11074
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends...
Quote #8882
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost;...
Quote #24439
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring,...
Quote #19191
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Quote #17970
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Quote #809
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”