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Reprove thy friend privately; commend him publicly.
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To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
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Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant.
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We are no more than candles burning in the wind.
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Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.