Quote #8498
Better to rely on one powerful king than on many little princes.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
Quote #11286
America will never run… And we will always be grateful that liberty has found...
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Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
Quote #19283
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone Wherever...
Quote #13046
I would rather not know how to write and have something to say than...
Quote #31502
You don’t raise heroes, you raise sons. And if you treat them like sons,...
Quote #22369
The artist needs no religion beyond his work.
Quote #32561
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s...