Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #28614
To God all things are beautiful, good, and right human beings, on the other...
Quote #21751
Woe to him inside a nonconformist clique who does not conform with nonconformity.
Quote #31152
A friend is someone who makes me feel totally acceptable.
Quote #26035
One good thing about being young is that you are not experienced enough to...
Quote #3193
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #10701
I liked New York when it was an up-and-down city for me, low streets...
Quote #22891
Journalism largely consists of saying ‘Lord Jones is Dead’ to people who never knew...
Quote #26479
Every man has his own courage, and is betrayed because he seeks in himself...
Quote #22753
The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a...