Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
Quote #17933
If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
Quote #11988
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
Quote #20222
God creates men, but they choose each other.
Quote #29954
Every man is his own hell.
Quote #9363
Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do.
Quote #6150
I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is...
Quote #33776
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #482
I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew...