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It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
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I have often been downcast, but never in despair I regard our hiding as...
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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Truth is the safest lie.
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The happiness and unhappiness of the rational, social animal depends not on what he...
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The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.
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The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can’t help it.
Quote #29539
A person who doesn’t lose his wits over certain things has no wits to...