Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #24398
I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
Quote #18090
Let the gentle bush dig its root deep and spread upward to split the...
Quote #6198
Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for...
Quote #3017
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Quote #7921
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life...
Quote #33607
To try to be better is to be better.
Quote #23068
Round numbers are always false.
Quote #1010
All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast...
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.