Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of...
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If someone offers to furnish a sure test, ask what the test was which...
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The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly...
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If you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed...
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I could not, at any age, be content to take my place by the...
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Those people who develop the ability to continuously acquire new and better forms of...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, “You should...
Quote #18022
Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way.