Quote #27814
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Quote #24861
Trying to be normal is the greatest abnormality in the world.
Quote #27909
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Quote #428
When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
Quote #2809
Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases...
Quote #28549
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line...
Quote #13518
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain — and most fools do.
Quote #27174
Virtue is praised but hated. People run away from it, for it is ice-cold...
Quote #17129
Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the...
Quote #22981
I felt invincible. My strength was that of a giant. God was certainly standing...