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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
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Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
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For what is evil but good tortured by its own hunger and thirst? Verily,...
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I’m hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years...
Quote #20407
That government is best which governs least. – from Civil Disobedience
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We are here on earth to do good for others. What the others are...
Quote #17115
Courage is like love it must have hope for nourishment.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #9482
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
Quote #8683
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.