Quote #34046
One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...
Quote #29384
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #30292
The bigger the real-life problems, the greater the tendency for the discipline to retreat...
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #28486
The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
Quote #27687
America is closer to the year 2 than anywhere else on earth.
Quote #28650
Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.
Quote #9783
It is pleasing to God whenever you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of...
Quote #31080
Adversity makes men wise but not rich.
Quote #7771
The more minimal the art, the more maximum the explanation.