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If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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I must be cruel only to be kind; Thus bad begins, and worse remains...
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I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have...
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Some men are born posthumously.
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If you have no confidence in you are twice defeated in the race...
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Job dissatisfaction is the number one factor in whether you survive your first heart...
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A plague o’ both your houses
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A consistent pursuit of classical physics forces a transformation in the very heart of...