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After a person makes his mark in the world, a lot of people will...
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The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.
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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
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Each present joy or sorrow seems the chief.
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The first glance at History convinces us that the actions of men proceed from...
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The presidency is temporary-but the family is permanent.
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it...