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It takes a person who is wide awake to make his dream come true.
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Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates...
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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The life which is unexamined is not worth living.
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To obtain a man’s opinion of you, make him mad.
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If man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.