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Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
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We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop,...
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I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me...
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Angels may be very excellent sort of folk in their own way, but we,...
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Human science is an uncertain guess.
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This administration is totally colorblind.
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A show of daring oft conceals great fear.
Quote #27070
Consider the problem from the point of view of evil, evil being almost always...