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Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that God is, but...
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Performance is your reality. Forget everything else.
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If my survival caused another to perish, then death would be sweeter and more...
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The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
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A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm...
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You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
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In his errors a man is true to type. Observe the errors and you...