Douglas Adams Quote #14582 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28246 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28147 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Joan Rivers Quote #557 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
Laurence J. Peter Quote #19503 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Bessie A. Stanley Quote #9123 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
Jerry Coleman Quote #26702 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.
Author Unknown Quote #16265 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Early civilizations complained about still earlier ones, much as we do about both
Al Capp Quote #14353 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.
Carl Gustav Jung Quote #29048 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If there is anything we wish to change in the child, we should first...