Quote #29003
The farther it gets from the bench it was worked on, the more real...
Quote #17785
Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
Quote #23085
We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship formed. As in filling a vessel...
Quote #3003
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Quote #2550
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #19439
With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn’t think possible in...
Quote #16098
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast...
Quote #16597
I’m tired. I’m tired of feeling rejected by the American people. I’m tired of...
Quote #5368
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?