Quote #30815
He that is of a merry heart hasth a continual feast.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #30409
I have loved many, the more and the few – I have loved many...
Quote #22487
It’s a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you...
Quote #29538
Science when well digested is nothing but good sense and reason.
Quote #33469
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #18408
The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of...
Quote #26517
I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
Quote #21544
Prudent people are very happy ’tis an exceeding fine thing, that’s certain, but I...