Quote #18959
A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy.
Quote #5156
He admits there are two sides to every question: his own and the wrong...
Quote #21235
He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #12766
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
Quote #26692
I’ve made a couple of mistakes I’d like to do over.
Quote #941
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
Quote #19286
I’m never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on...
Quote #8290
Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...