Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #28302
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
Quote #26464
If I can put one touch of rosy sunset into the life of any...
Quote #32011
There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the establishment...
Quote #3675
If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it...
Quote #4470
Whom the gods love dies young.
Quote #4398
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country,...
Quote #29214
I have found it difficult to endear myself to those who could best positively...
Quote #2848
The fixity of a habit is generally in direct proportion to its absurdity.
Quote #6430
The world is not respectable; it is mortal, tormented, confused, deluded forever; but it...