Quote #19294
Nothing is more unpleasant that a virtuous person with a mean mind.
Quote #27231
At least she’s the president of something, which is more than I can say....
Quote #17030
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
Quote #26502
Of all the inventions that have helped to unify China perhaps the airplane is...
Quote #11643
If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
Quote #9472
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
Quote #4335
You were a stranger to sorrow: therefore Fate has cursed you.
Quote #2302
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat...
Quote #2511
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Quote #28720
All dope can do for you is kill you the long hard way. And...