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I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we...
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If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the...
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Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
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You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your...
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God cannot alter the past, but historians can.
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Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...
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The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn’t take.
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I wish they would only take me as I am.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
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Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...