Quote #12715
Fate rules the affairs of mankind with no recognizable order.
Quote #15315
A true history of human events would show that a far larger proportion of...
Quote #27478
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
Quote #31077
A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #34127
The word ‘meaningful’ when used today is nearly always meaningless.
Quote #23611
Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough.
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #23673
It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than...
Quote #28594
I don’t hire people who have to be told to be nice. I hire...