Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
Quote #8232
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the...
Quote #19354
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
Quote #11365
Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.
Quote #2204
The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum.
Quote #8583
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well worth remembering from time to...
Quote #31802
If you’re a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm....
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Today we may face some boring task or idle conversation that feels like a...
Quote #8541
A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know...