Quote #25096
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Quote #23560
No one wants advice — only corroboration.
Quote #31762
If you would be pungent, be brief for it is with words as with...
Quote #16640
When you appeal to force, there’s one thing you must never do – lose.
Quote #11902
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
Quote #3841
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #34435
As thou hast sown, so shall thou reap.
Quote #2572
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.