Quote #3723
The least deviation from truth will be multiplied later.
Quote #14582
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people...
Quote #2140
There are times when you have to choose between being a human and having...
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #2226
It is not true that life is one damn thing after another- it is...
Quote #9399
Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society...
Quote #19350
See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
Quote #2871
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
Quote #5567
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Quote #17893
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.