Quote #30960
Eating and scratching want but a beginning.
Quote #28120
Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #7628
He who allows himself to be insulted, deserves to be.
Quote #12564
We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by...
Quote #4933
The attempt and not the deed Confounds us.
Quote #21872
He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...
Quote #10197
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
Quote #19191
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Quote #22620
The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.