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We can pay our debt to the past by putting the future in debt...
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While I am not a fan of corporal punishment, I am not a fan...
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Golf is a good walk, ruined.
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Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
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Either you think–or else others have to think for you and take power from...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #11743
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.”
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How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desire
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.
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Our ability to create has outreached our ability to use wisely the products of...