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When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his...
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If nations could overcome the mutual fear and distrust whose somber shadow is now...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them,...
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Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them...
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Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.
Quote #24017
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.