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A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.
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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
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The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. He inspires self-distrust....
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The people people have for friends You common sense appall But the people people...
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Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what...
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He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
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A dimple in the chin a devil within.
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It is possible to provide security against other ills, but as far as death...
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Of any stopping place in life, it is good to ask whether it will...