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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of...
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What will a child learn sooner than a song?
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Every time we say, “Let there be!” in any form, something happens.
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I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
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A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, “And whom...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out...
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Adjectives are the potbelly of poetry.
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To hear complaints with patience, even when complaints are vain, is one of the...
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The great aim of education is not knowledge but action.