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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
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Za dvumya zaitsami pogonish’sya, ne odnogo ne poimaesh’. (If you chase two rabbits, you...
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I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering...
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Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime....
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I grow more intense as I age.
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a...
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Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we do not experience...
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there...
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.