Quote #25368
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
Quote #24778
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
Quote #34873
Behold the man.
Quote #167
Go ahead, make my day.
Quote #15489
If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If...
Quote #15863
Religion is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions.
Quote #12337
We shall not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will...
Quote #30423
Tomorrow I’ll think of some way . . . after all, tomorrow is another...
Quote #595
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
Quote #15024
The bad fortune of the good turns their faces up to heaven; the good...