Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #30903
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
Quote #34533
Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you said...
Quote #24597
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the...
Quote #31699
Practical wisdom is only to be learned in the school of experience. Precepts and...
Quote #16245
However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it...
Quote #2279
We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
Quote #5102
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Quote #26128
Every man who observes vigilantly and resolves steadfastly grows unconsciously into genius.
Quote #10976
But thus do I counsel you, my friends: distrust all in whom the impulse...