Quote #27000
I’ll play it first and tell you what it is later.
Quote #2552
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval
Quote #1879
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
Quote #27231
At least she’s the president of something, which is more than I can say....
Quote #15182
If one only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we...
Quote #16816
I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for...
Quote #12081
Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders.
Quote #1660
If the point is sharp, and the arrow is swift, it can pierce through...
Quote #29288
I would die for my country, but I could never let my country die...
Quote #2337
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.