Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #3035
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen...
Quote #15109
Practicing the Golden Rule is not a sacrifice; it is an investment.
Quote #20101
You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when...
Quote #24102
News is history shot on the wing. The huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek...
Quote #10703
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
Quote #5188
One thing you will probably remember well is anytime you forgive and forget.
Quote #4180
The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from...
Quote #14214
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
Quote #8404
Life is beautiful. Life is sad.