Quote #25950
Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should...
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No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of...
Quote #5161
If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so...
Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #31664
A man gains no possession better than a good woman, nothing more horrible than...
Quote #31945
Handguns are a public-health problem.
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #2020
One of the delights known to age, and beyond the grasp of youth, is...
Quote #13300
A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
Quote #20790
Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have...