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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
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A fair request should be followed by the deed in silence.
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To be an adult is to be alone.
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Im telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe Im discovering that...
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My past is my wisdom to use today. . . my future is my...
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Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small...
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Eating without conversation is only stoking.
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Let us not look back in anger, or forward in fear, but around us...