Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
Quote #29247
Prayer does not change God, but changes him who prays.
Quote #4100
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
Quote #4700
You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or...
Quote #11882
The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a...
Quote #906
If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.
Quote #13669
Weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human...
Quote #3041
In our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom...
Quote #9488
There is only one way to hurt someone who has lost everything — give...
Quote #16749
In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular.