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Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...
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A rising tide lifts all boats.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Talent is like a faucet while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration...
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The longer I live, the more I am certain that the great difference between...
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The action of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts.
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A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be...
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Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
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One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.
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Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.