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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
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Nietzche started a nonsensical idea that men had once sought as good what we...
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If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every...
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Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
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I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one...
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Ricky Let’s drop it. Let’s ecks-nay on the becks-nay. Ig-pay atlin-lay. Bobby Will you...
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A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes.
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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
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It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you...
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The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.