Quote #10965
If you are idle, be not solitary. If you are solitary, be not idle.
Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #2475
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Quote #19381
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for...
Quote #25346
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand...
Quote #2281
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Quote #30706
Life begins as a quest of the child for the man and ends as...
Quote #28254
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
Quote #3562
The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a...