Quote #20438
However mean your life is, meet it and live it do not shun it...
Quote #8479
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he...
Quote #7783
I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, or any...
Quote #1075
A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let...
Quote #33572
The world loves to be deceived.
Quote #719
It is by not always thinking of yourself, if you can manage it, that...
Quote #19192
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Quote #5273
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #34841
There’s only so much you can do, but if somebody doesn’t give you a...