Quote #4575
Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
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Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the...
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If a writer wrote merely for his time, I would have to break my...
Quote #18388
There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #9748
One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well.
Quote #12412
Free people, remember this maxim: We may acquire liberty, but it is never recovered...
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May the sun always shine on your windowpane May a rainbow be certain to...
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #16354
Reason and emotion are not antagonists. What seems like a struggle is a struggle...