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I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t...
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What is play to the cat is death to the mouse.
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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
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Your friends praise your abilities to the skies, submit to you in argument, and...
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Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a...
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Golf isn’t a game, it’s a choice that one makes with one’s life.
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Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
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Technology is a gift of God. After the gift of life it is perhaps...