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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
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It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....
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The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.
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When Thales was asked what was difficult, he said, ‘To know one’s self.’ And...
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Bad spellers of the world, untie!
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I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer...
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Brass bands are all very well in their place – outdoors and several miles...
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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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We are all travelers in the wilderness of the World, and the best that...
Quote #4809
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...