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Frost You may wake up one day and find yourself extinct
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Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an...
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Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds...
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The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of...
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Sometimes I get bored riding down the beautiful streets of L.A. I know it...
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There are two perfect men one dead, and the other unborn.
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Live the wonderful life that is in you.